The Hiddeon

The Hiddeon, is one of the most fearsome Chimera, ever created by my order. They were brought about to keep the growing mortal population in line, and still do on many worlds throughout the galaxy. If you are someone who deserves power, the Hiddeon could serve you well, assuming you survive taming it. To tame the Hiddeon, approach it with 10,000 Super-Foods and drop them at it's feet before 10 seconds. After 10 seconds you will be destroyed if the Hiddeon does not have the 10,000 Super-Foods. Touch the Heart of the Lion, which will send it into a rage along with the other heads. Survive the four headed attack by completing 50 Evasive-Drills, 100 Up-Down-Roll/Ball-Lifts, 50 Cartwheels, & 50 Bear-Crawls before 30 minutes. The Hiddeon will be exhausted and unable to move for 10 minutes. Complete 300 Straight punches and 100 Snap-Kicks before the end of the 10 minutes to Tame the Hiddeon for 36 Turn-Cycles (3 Hrs). You can then command the Hiddeon to hunt down your enemies, police your territory and force tributes across the sector.

Saturn

This annoying menace claims to be an incarnation of a cosmic force. He has no allegiance and causes misery and strife wherever he appears. He personally told me that he was like the universe at large, unpredictable, and harsh. At least until his rhythms and laws are learned. He claims suffering is a beings greatest friend, as it builds powerful character and quality. I tend to agree, but he seems to have goody, goody intentions, which cannot be tolerated.

The Eastern Grave Site

The Eastern Grave Site is one of my most favorite places to reminisce on my countless victories over the weak and undeserving. The rebel leader Opposeon, stood up against Skitza, and launched an invasion of her headquarters. Unfortunately for him, I happen to be visiting on an inspection call. After failing miserably and begging for mercy, he was put out of his misery and buried in the Eastern Grave Site. If his tomb is dug up, you will find a necklace passed down to him from many generations ago. His people who are now Zombies, will follow the command of the one who wears it. The Necklace however was wisely cursed by Skitza, forcing the wearer to perform 50 Frog-Jumps every 10 minutes. The Necklace can only be taken off after practicing 100 Ball-Lift Cartwheels. Failure to do this cause you to become a Zombie for 30 minutes, obeying any order of Skitza.

 Controlling the Zombies can be very helpful, and if you have four in one land, no abilities or items will work unless they are the Power Cosmic, real Light Sword, Sword of Destiny, Straight Punch, and Side-Kick. Anywhere a Zombie is destroyed becomes contaminated until 100 Tide Rhythm & 100 Tidal Waves are completed. Contaminated land spreads sickness after 15 minutes.

Princess Skitza & The Priest

Princess Skitza is one of my most loyal associates and followers. Here allegiance to the rebellion as been steady and she has maintained control over the minds of her people for thousands of years. Her rule has lead to order and peace. No Zombie has ever hurt another, stole from another, or ever expressed any dissatisfaction with their peers. Peace has been achieved on Zombis! Your world should take note. For those of you who think they will interfere in Princess Skitza's plans, you should know the only thing that can destroy her is level 10 Pain, which can only be gained by using Pain on Questers 100 Times.

 

My beloved human loyalist, the Preacher, has been honored by Skitza. She has made him her companion due to his loyalty to my words left behind in the Book of Piden. The Book of Piden is written in an old dialect, and the only person I taught to read it is the Preacher. The Book holds the solution to any problem a Shadow Lord may face. Bring the Preacher 10 Energy Crystals if you wish him to read one of its many solutions to you, granting you the power to complete your objective, or destroy your enemy.

The Blood Fountain

Zombis is one of my favorite worlds because it reminds me of how superior I am to my enemies. Outside the castle you will find the graves of many who attempted to challenge my authority. The blood fountain magically links the energy in all of their bodies, giving the one who drinks it unimaginable power. Of course you have to survive the initial attempt of the microorganisms to destroy you by completing 300 Bear-Crawl/Frog-Jump/Ball Lifts. If you fail you become a Zombie for 30 minutes, obeying any orders of Princess Skitza. But if you succeed, you enemies will tremble with fear, and plead for your non-existing mercy.

The Gates of Zombis

 

I have been resting and watching you all. There are still 14 of my loyal worlds.

The Spiked Gate, is something one of my favorite Princesses  thought of to keep out the then rebel loyalist, bent on overturning her just proclamation as Goddess of Zombis. The gate is a cosmic barrier, linked to a cosmic control panel. No attacks can penetrate the shield. Valpiden, my favorite Prince, gave Princess Skitza the idea to release a compliance gas into the atmosphere. This slowly made all the inhabitants on the other side of the gate do whatever she said. As the years past they thought of nothing but Princess Skitza's will.  Although they are now Zomibies and are a bore to be around, they are the most reliable servants for someone who needs loyalty.

The gate access port is also excellent for surprise attacks. Complete 25 Teleport Twist next to the panel to create a 15 minute window allowing you to climb the gate. If you complete 50 Bear-Crawls to get to the top of the gate, you will find a second access port. Complete 30 Earthquakes on the access port. You then have five minutes to get off the gate or be vaporized. Anyone who comes within 10 inches of the gate will be smashed by it, and be sent to the Mansion World. Effects last for 35 minutes.

Enjoy :)

Believe it or not, I wrote the "Book of Piden," which is why it is filled with such incredible power, and why its my favorite book. For those of you who have not had the honor of reading this incredible literary master piece, let me detail how it ends.

"When the land of Shadow's mercury lake flows black, the great star which shines brighter than all others (me, of course), will sink deep into the abyss only to rise through the ambition of the worthy. Many will celebrate the fall of the star, but it only takes one to raise it back to its rightful place in the sky."

What my genius foresaw in the above passage so many millennia ago, was that eventually the world would unite against me for the purpose of training my new apprentice. Whoever is strong enough to survive the trial that Academy Do-Gooder created to prevent my return, I will reveal all my secretes to them and the location of a store house in the Shadow Lands worth 987 trillion Gold, 789 million Energy Crystals, 467 trillion samples of Element X, 990 billion Super-Foods, and 105 million Immortal Crystals. I'm sure your world could use these resources since you have all nearly depleted your supplies. 

Send me note if you are interested, the Suitcase's  holding realm exist on a vibrational frequency that allows me access to your simple world wide web.