Zombis is one of my favorite worlds because it reminds me of how superior I am to my enemies. Outside the castle you will find the graves of many who attempted to challenge my authority. The blood fountain magically links the energy in all of their bodies, giving the one who drinks it unimaginable power. Of course you have to survive the initial attempt of the microorganisms to destroy you by completing 300 Bear-Crawl/Frog-Jump/Ball Lifts. If you fail you become a Zombie for 30 minutes, obeying any orders of Princess Skitza. But if you succeed, you enemies will tremble with fear, and plead for your non-existing mercy.
And what exactly are these "unimaginable powers" you speak of?
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