Saturn

This annoying menace claims to be an incarnation of a cosmic force. He has no allegiance and causes misery and strife wherever he appears. He personally told me that he was like the universe at large, unpredictable, and harsh. At least until his rhythms and laws are learned. He claims suffering is a beings greatest friend, as it builds powerful character and quality. I tend to agree, but he seems to have goody, goody intentions, which cannot be tolerated.